Kitten War

Posted on August 28th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Celebrity, Fun, Television, Video.

Yes it’s another clip show. Too bad, I’ve been too busy to write. This time there’s a bonus, poll question. So that’s better… right?. :-)

Mary Tyler Moore
The Mary Tyler Moore Show

vs

Marlo Thomas
That Girl


Please cast your vote now:

  • A) Mary Tyler Moore Show
  • B) That Girl
  • C) Rhoda
  • D) You must be old… I have no idea who these people are.

BTW, I think Cristy kinda looks like Marlo Thomas in this picture.

-April

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Sunday Morning Pancakes

Posted on August 27th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Food, Fun, Music, Video.

I had a delicious ham and cheese crêpe yesterday. I like crêpes more then the standard american style pancake.

But, I’ve never tried british pancakes before. Think I’ll need to give them a try after seeing this video… now, if I can just decide between lemon & sugar or Nutella. Yummy. :-)


An omelet sounds like just the ticket today though… maybe pancakes next weekend.

What did you have for breakfast (or brunch) today?


[editors note: I don't know Ally G. I'm just linking to her crêpe picture.]

-April



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Ministry of Industrial Evolution

Posted on August 26th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Music, Video.

Ministry

Hostile, Punky, Over-The-Top Aggression, Unremittingly Intense, Crushing, Abrasive, Pounding, Repetitive

Over The Shoulder - 1985
"we are serious
o, serious
dollar here, dollar there
dollars flying everywhere
we’re only here to please
stop the killing, trust me
we’ll only be a while
big while, big big smile
we use them a while then it’s over the shoulder
we use them a while then it’s over the shoulder"

Thieves - 1989

"thieves, thieves and liars, murderers
hypocrites and bastards
hey thanks for nothing!
morals in the dust
two-faced bastards and syncophants
no trust"

Jesus Built My Hotrod - 1991

"ding ding donga dong dong ding dong
dingy dingy son of a gun
half my time i tell you baby
never am I all for sure
why why why why why baby
sicky sicky from within
everytime I stick my finger on in ya
you’re a wild wild little town bitch
now how ’bout ding a dang dong dong dong ling long
dingy a dingy dong a down"

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Feel the Beat

Posted on August 25th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Fun, Music, Sex, Technology, iPod.

"I don’t want anybody else
When I think about you I touch myself"

I Touch Myself - The Divinyls

Music has always been something I’ve found to be an important aspect of my life. From the first grade until graduating high school, I was a member of school orchestras, jazz and marching bands, sang in several choirs and a cast member in two musicals.

In addition, listening to music has been a source of inspiration, motivation and creativity. Music provides comfort when I feel down, speaks to me when no one understands. It is my muse, it is an integral part of who I am. My life has a soundtrack.

I don’t hide the fact that I love my iPod.

I listen more music now, covering a sufficiently broader range of genres, artists and styles since I began digitizing my music. The iPod has made the difference even more profound.

Some people may argue there are better digital audio players. I disagree.

But that’s a topic for another day.

Todays topic is the newest item in the ever growing iPod accessory market, estimated by some to total roughly $1 billion.

Ladies and gentlemen… I present the OhMiBod.

OhMiBod

"The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod."


The makers of the OhMiBod also hosts a "social" network site with playlists created by professional DJs and blogs for customers share their personal experiences and playlists with other members of the Club Vibe community.

At $69.00 it’s apparently a big hit. The OhMiBod is currently backordered with approximately a 4 week waiting list.

Fascinating.

 

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Sometimes The Truth Hurts

Posted on August 25th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Bitchy, Celebrity, Fashion, Fun, Gossip.

"Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it"

Vogue - Madonna

Here kitty kitty…

Who doesn’t love a good cat fight?

When you’ve grown tired of Kitten War, where do you turn for a bit of harmless fun?


Go Fug Yourself

I’ve never had much interest in celebrity news [sic] or gossip magazines like Entertainment Weekly or People, but I stumbled upon this site a few days ago and it’s become my new guilty pleasure.

The proprietors, Heather (hobbies include: skeet shooting, glass-hurling and marriage) and Jessica (hobbies include: stomping off in a huff, disobeying ones parents, hair-flipping, losing ones virginity at the prom, and making out), tear apart the worst fashion disasters. Often with ferocious glee and could easily be described as being a tad vicious.

The Fug Girls - fantastically bitchy, possess a barbed wit, and are reliably hilarious… unless you’re famous, definitely great fun.

Go Fug Yourself

 

"Good…good…good…pretty…pretty….pretty….SWEET FANCY MOSES ON BUTTERED TOAST.

Someone please explain the footwear here, because I’ve been looking at it for twenty minutes and I can’t figure it out. It looks like black pointy backless flats worn with…pleather spats? No. That’s not possible, right? People don’t go out shopping for pleather spats. No one has manufactured pleather spats. There can not be a market for pleather motherf-ing spats.

And if there were, would you wear them with an inocuous — even slightly boring — black cocktail dress? No. No, you would wear them with some costume-y goth-y cheerleader-y Gwen Stefani-esque thing. I mean, if you ARE going for pleather SPATS, of all things, then you need to wear the SHIT out of them. Commit to those pleather spats! Make them inarguably spatastic. OWN THEM."

 

It’s not all bad news for celebrities, they’re happy to point out the "perfect" outfit and offer props to their former victims that have mended their fugly ways.

Stop by and enjoy the celebrity styling from the comfort of your armchair, it’s purrfect.

 

 

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