"Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don’t just stand there, let’s get to it
Strike a pose, there’s nothing to it"
Vogue - Madonna
Here kitty kitty…
Who doesn’t love a good cat fight?
When you’ve grown tired of Kitten War, where do you turn for a bit of harmless fun?
Go Fug Yourself
I’ve never had much interest in celebrity news [sic] or gossip magazines like Entertainment Weekly or People, but I stumbled upon this site a few days ago and it’s become my new guilty pleasure.
The proprietors, Heather (hobbies include: skeet shooting, glass-hurling and marriage) and Jessica (hobbies include: stomping off in a huff, disobeying ones parents, hair-flipping, losing ones virginity at the prom, and making out), tear apart the worst fashion disasters. Often with ferocious glee and could easily be described as being a tad vicious.
The Fug Girls - fantastically bitchy, possess a barbed wit, and are reliably hilarious… unless you’re famous, definitely great fun.
"Good…good…good…pretty…pretty….pretty….SWEET FANCY MOSES ON BUTTERED TOAST.
Someone please explain the footwear here, because I’ve been looking at it for twenty minutes and I can’t figure it out. It looks like black pointy backless flats worn with…pleather spats? No. That’s not possible, right? People don’t go out shopping for pleather spats. No one has manufactured pleather spats. There can not be a market for pleather motherf-ing spats.
And if there were, would you wear them with an inocuous — even slightly boring — black cocktail dress? No. No, you would wear them with some costume-y goth-y cheerleader-y Gwen Stefani-esque thing. I mean, if you ARE going for pleather SPATS, of all things, then you need to wear the SHIT out of them. Commit to those pleather spats! Make them inarguably spatastic. OWN THEM."
It’s not all bad news for celebrities, they’re happy to point out the "perfect" outfit and offer props to their former victims that have mended their fugly ways.
Stop by and enjoy the celebrity styling from the comfort of your armchair, it’s purrfect.
Editors Note: This article was originally published here. It has been republished on this site to preserve continuity.
