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Terror Alertness Quiz

Posted on February 12th, 2007 by April.
Categories: Fun, Homeland Security, Humor, Terror.

Are you doing your part to keep The Homeland safe? Take this short quiz and find out if you can spot potential danger.

These pictures demonstrate the potential threats our country faces everyday from objects that might, could, or just feel like a property destroying, economic stifling, murderous child killing, or America hating something. Are you with us, or against us?

Instructions:

• Print out the quiz so you’ll have a safe and secure way to record your answers.
• Examine each picture for ten (10) seconds.
• Did you notice a suspicious device or package in the picture? If you did, draw a circle around the bad face (left). If you did not, draw a circle around the happy face (right).
• Store your copy of the quiz in a secure location under appropriate document archival conditions.

In a few days, we’ll publish the correct answers, instruction detailing how to calculate your score, and information regarding government authorized training centers in your area should you score below the minimum national terror alertness level.

IMPORTANT: Do not share your answers with anyone unless requested by an agent of the government with official Department of Homeland Security identification, or a government contractor using DHS form IDF-543.S/4b. Failure to keep your quiz answers restricted to authorized personal only, could result in five (5) years imprisonment, a $25,000 fine, or both.

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Kitten War

Posted on August 28th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Celebrity, Fun, Television, Video.

Yes it’s another clip show. Too bad, I’ve been too busy to write. This time there’s a bonus, poll question. So that’s better… right?.

Please cast your vote now:

• A) Mary Tyler Moore Show
• B) That Girl
• C) Rhoda
• D) You must be old… I have no idea who these people are.

BTW, I think Cristy kinda looks like Marlo Thomas in this picture.

-April

Editors Note: This article was originally published here.  It has been republished on this site to preserve continuity.

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Sunday Morning Pancakes

Posted on August 27th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Food, Fun, Music, Video.

I had a delicious ham and cheese crêpe yesterday. I like crêpes more then the standard american style pancake.

An omelet sounds like just the ticket today though… maybe pancakes next weekend.

What did you have for breakfast (or brunch) today?

[editors note: I don't know Ally G. I'm just linking to her crêpe picture.]

-April

Editors Note: This article was originally published here.  It has been republished on this site to preserve continuity.

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Feel the Beat

Posted on August 25th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Fun, Music, Sex, Technology, iPod.

Music has always been something I’ve found to be an important aspect of my life. From the first grade until graduating high school, I was a member of school orchestras, jazz and marching bands, sang in several choirs and a cast member in two musicals.

In addition, listening to music has been a source of inspiration, motivation and creativity. Music provides comfort when I feel down, speaks to me when no one understands. It is my muse, it is an integral part of who I am. My life has a soundtrack.

I don’t hide the fact that I love my iPod.

I listen more music now, covering a sufficiently broader range of genres, artists and styles since I began digitizing my music. The iPod has made the difference even more profound.

Some people may argue there are better digital audio players. I disagree.

But that’s a topic for another day.

Todays topic is the newest item in the ever growing iPod accessory market, estimated by some to total roughly $1 billion.

Ladies and gentlemen… I present the OhMiBod.

"The OhMiBod vibrator is a whole new way to enjoy your iPod® or any other music player. Everyone loves music. Everyone loves sex. OhMiBod combines music and pleasure to create the ultimate acsexsory™ to your iPod."

The makers of the OhMiBod also hosts a "social" network site with playlists created by professional DJs and blogs for customers share their personal experiences and playlists with other members of the Club Vibe community.

At $69.00 it’s apparently a big hit. The OhMiBod is currently backordered with approximately a 4 week waiting list.

Fascinating.

Editors Note: This article was originally published here.  It has been republished on this site to preserve continuity.

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Sometimes The Truth Hurts

Posted on August 25th, 2006 by April.
Categories: Bitchy, Celebrity, Fashion, Fun, Gossip.

Here kitty kitty…

Who doesn’t love a good cat fight?

When you’ve grown tired of Kitten War, where do you turn for a bit of harmless fun?

Go Fug Yourself

I’ve never had much interest in celebrity news [sic] or gossip magazines like Entertainment Weekly or People, but I stumbled upon this site a few days ago and it’s become my new guilty pleasure.

The proprietors, Heather (hobbies include: skeet shooting, glass-hurling and marriage) and Jessica (hobbies include: stomping off in a huff, disobeying ones parents, hair-flipping, losing ones virginity at the prom, and making out), tear apart the worst fashion disasters. Often with ferocious glee and could easily be described as being a tad vicious.

The Fug Girls - fantastically bitchy, possess a barbed wit, and are reliably hilarious… unless you’re famous, definitely great fun.

It’s not all bad news for celebrities, they’re happy to point out the "perfect" outfit and offer props to their former victims that have mended their fugly ways.

Stop by and enjoy the celebrity styling from the comfort of your armchair, it’s purrfect.

Editors Note: This article was originally published here.  It has been republished on this site to preserve continuity.

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