PSA: Tolerance

Posted on February 21st, 2007 by April.
Categories: Humor, Video.

George Takei appears in this new public service anouncement for tolerance.

 
 

 
 

Live long and prosper.
 
 
  -April

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Osama Teen Hunger Force

Posted on February 16th, 2007 by April.
Categories: Homeland Security, Humor, Video.

This just in.

Al Jazeera releases video of a terrorist group planning the Boston area Mooninites attack.

The video clearly shows Boston was the target of terrorists and not a gorilla marketing campaign that some would like to believe.

(click to begin video playback)

[via collegehumor.com]

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Terror Alertness Quiz

Posted on February 12th, 2007 by April.
Categories: Fun, Homeland Security, Humor, Terror.

Are you doing your part to keep The Homeland safe? Take this short quiz and find out if you can spot potential danger.

These pictures demonstrate the potential threats our country faces everyday from objects that might, could, or just feel like a property destroying, economic stifling, murderous child killing, or America hating something. Are you with us, or against us?

Instructions:

  • Print out the quiz so you’ll have a safe and secure way to record your answers.
  • Examine each picture for ten (10) seconds.
  • Did you notice a suspicious device or package in the picture? If you did, draw a circle around the bad face (left). If you did not, draw a circle around the happy face (right).
  • Store your copy of the quiz in a secure location under appropriate document archival conditions.

In a few days, we’ll publish the correct answers, instruction detailing how to calculate your score, and information regarding government authorized training centers in your area should you score below the minimum national terror alertness level.

IMPORTANT: Do not share your answers with anyone unless requested by an agent of the government with official Department of Homeland Security identification, or a government contractor using DHS form IDF-543.S/4b. Failure to keep your quiz answers restricted to authorized personal only, could result in five (5) years imprisonment, a $25,000 fine, or both.

The Terror Alertness Quiz
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Bonus

Question
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